Jesus Christ, a day of the last year hasn't gone by without my hearing about this stupid movie, and voila! Here it is and mediocre! I am also beginning to gather the AV Club's "B-" is a gentleman's "F."

Hate to be a grump, but TOTALLY (not "questionably" as you would have it )plausible these women would travel to an island where an assault victim's 'fantasy' is granted and her closest friends fear for their lives at the hands of employees of a resort who moonlight as stalker/rapists.

Guitar was a "loner." perhaps it took its own life.

now, now. he may also be Satan destroying the Axis powers, so the anti-climax thing still holds true.

The actress who played Hillary (the love interest) in "Top Secret," it was as if Audrey Hepburn made one movie and disappeared off the face of the planet. And it is as if that movie were "Top Secret" and she were perfect in it. I've looked her up (Top Secret actress, Lucy something)and I know she was in some other…

"playwright/critic William Goldman" is like referring to Tony Bennett as a painter. Screenwriting god William Goldman. He wrote plays?

Tim Kazurinsky used to bring the NY Post onto weekend update and critique the puns.

"The show doesn’t exactly traffic in complex characters, though perhaps that makes a certain amount of sense, given the medium. " Television?

It's becoming easier to put one's finger on what kind of sucks about the Simpsons—Bart is a hyperactive asshole. He used to be a sort of—dare I say—antihero. Now he's just this sinister Dennis the Menace clone. Last night's (lame) episode almost gets at the truth: Bart is now someone who needs to be dealt with, rather…

This review is so wishywashy and apologetic. it's not an endorsement of gang violence if you don't like the movie. Relax and stop pulling punches.

How much is Dabney Coleman in it? If it's more than ten minutes, I am afraid i will have to see it.

Is it canny? I would say this as a national of whatever country I happened to be from, but seems wrongheaded to choose anyone who's not an American to host a show satirizing American policy and politics. Not because they couldn't possibly fathom what it's like to live in the greatest nation that's ever blahblahblah,…

More like "Unwatchable," amirite? (actually, I am right. this movie sucked.)

*hare-brained

Wow, that's a tough one. Really tough. Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, is that tough.

I, ahem, read the book (and the quite crappy sequel) as well as saw both movies. I can see it being interesting to note, but in reality who cares what Stephen King thinks about a movie that clearly didn't care what he thought as evinced by its treatment of the material? With only a couple of exceptions, Kubrick's…

I am sure. Tired of our resigning ourselves to one retread after another. Apart from Rick Moranis, I don't recall "Ghostbusters" being nearly as funny as people seem to remember. "I've been slimed?" Weezel-wozzel? That's what passes for humor these days? Also, Lesley Jones needs to be excised from show business. At…

With a series of three, it'snot the "latter" but the "last." Thank you for my nitpicking, you say? Why, you are welcome!

I enjoy these a lot, but—and perhaps I am all alone in this—if it's comedian, or anyone other than a musician, I don't read it. Much in the same way I wouldn't read a musician's take on a bad comedian, but would a comedian's. But that would be a worse feature. This is a good feature! I just don't care what some…

This always sounds like Paul McCartney on a pretty good day to me.