Yep, that one. I remain convinced that the Dark Tower series would've taken a whole different path - especially one where "Stephen King" didn't show up in it - if that nimrod hadn't hit SK with his van in Maine.

Yes! Her inexhaustible sarcasm is the only thing left on this show that appeals to me. Go Forehead girl!

He hasn't been completely right in the head since The Incident.

And, in fairness, Junior did get the best line of the night (and one I was already yelling at the TV): "Enough with the Rapture crap!" to Lyle.

I'd totally be down for watching them shit in the streets and slaughter pigs.

What's painful is that, and I'll admit this freely, the fucking teenagers were the only thing that kept me tuning in last season! They were plucky, they were curious, they ignored authority and were open to mind-bending concepts emanating from the dome. They banded together and seemed kind of diverse and when Junior…

Wonderful season! Belcheck, Chloe, and Kate now need to form a raiding party to Moscow so they can bust Jack out before the Russians turn his cerebellum to cottage cheese with all the torture. Speaking of brains, did it seem weird to anyone else that Heller didn't mention anything about Jack after all the shit went…

Only if they bring Bear along too.

The more I read your response, the more convinced I am that you are completely correct.

You're right. I didn't expand my mind far enough on that one. I like both of those actors in pretty much anything. I'm in.

Holy crap, I'd pay cash money to see Harold and Kumar solve crimes while stoned.

Oh, I would never say you're stupid. Or pussies. The show is doing that and I am outraged on your behalf. I lived on your lovely shores for 5 years and still take such slights personally. Appropos of nothing on this show or our conversation, I once witnessed a man and woman (I assumed married) having a fight on the…

Good job summarizing, Samatict.

Dropping TV is OK - having a life is a good thing!

And explaining the deep red blood stains on the couch and the carpet to the janitorial staff? Awkward.

I knew my comment would spawn stories like yours! Thanks for the rim shot. (ba-dumb-bump-psshh)

Of the two, I'd still go with Falling Skies. There's some potentially interesting hybridization stuff going on between humans and aliens and we no longer have that tedious pregnancy and/or romance and/or "who's the mole" crap going on.

I thought Jack was going to say, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn," when Mark went all whiny about the possibility of bullets flying at him.

…and all while sitting on the wrong side of the car and driving on the wrong side of the road.

Mark Boudreau is still that guy in high school who got good grades and had a good family but couldn't understand why the chicks still went for the dude who spent all day in detention, called teachers by their first names, and did doughnuts with his motorcycle all over the football field. He just can't believe that,…