I think it basically serves to lighten him up. Glum Jack is more a drag than Happy Jack. Conniving Jack (pumping Margaux for info on Conrad) is even better still. (Also, "pumping" - take that as you will.)

I don't understand framing Victoria either - for yet another reason, which is that it was really Conrad who committed the bulk of the offenses against David Clarke and having his wife go to jail would actually make him happy. And Emily knows this. So, I don't think this is the optimum plan. Will Ems get shot for real?…

So can we assume that, with your username and your icon, that you are sticking with the vulvular theme?

He doesn't need the Bible. He just lived it.

One pea, Vasiliy.

SPOILERS: Three tents in the previews, so he might still have the last two guys from Woodbury that he hit the road with last season.

It was kind of buried in her dialogue, but she was coaxing Intubated Walker away from Glenn - she says something like "…away from Glenn," as she begins talking to the guy. Thus my impression that she did have a plan, although walking backward on fucking cowboy boots in a life-and-death situation is just asking to be a…

Liked for "dingleberry." The classics never die.

I loved that two women of color advanced through the tunnels toward the creepy lair of the all-white, all-male sect and shook up their creepy plan!

Yeah, there was a distinctly Homeward Bound aura to the animal voiceovers. I did enjoy The Colonel, though.

I wonder what substance he was using if, as he says, "it burns." Isn't it just Karo and chocolate sauce and red food coloring?

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Just like in a zombie apocalypse, I'm wondering where the tampons are coming from. Is Harold going down to the Walgreen's and purchasing Root her supplies? And where's she sleeping? And where's the bathroom? She's not a robot, goddammit, she's a woman with bodily stuff happening - The Machine can't do it all, you know.

I'm really tired of that tired promo fake-out with the big single-screen graphics: A. Hero. Will. Fall. Fuck you, TV.

When I see him, I'm reminded of a Tom Hanks line in A League of the their Own when he tells the umpire he looks "like a penis with a little hat on." That thrust of pink flesh coming up out of his uniform, all bristly and bald, with the perfectly capped top? He's both amusing and creepy at the same time.

I think they held off telling us about the cancer just for the reveal being channeled by Dean-as-dog. I like that actor (too lazy to look him up) from a Clue homage episode on Psych where he played a delightful fading rock star. Seriously, though, how did he play that cat scene without needing therapy? Other than the…

Agreed on Sharon Stone and comedy - but I do have a soft spot for her Clint Eastwood riff in The Quick and the Dead. She makes a pretty awesome cowboy (sneer, scowl, shoot hard).

And I hope he dances freestyle at least once every episode. That is joy personified.

I don't know if this has been said - and considering the genre, probably not - but I remember 1993 for two movies: Dazed and Confused and Tombstone. The latter blew my mind at the time. No one, no one, was cooler than Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday - an indelible debut. The OK Corral shoot-out had terrific staging. The…

Excuse my delay… I can't figure out why Sam wouldn't be OK with Zeke co-habituating him once he knows that it's keeping him alive, healing him from the inside. Yes, Dean gave an unknown angel access to Sam's body - and this could all still turn out to be a Trojan Horse situation - but his brother made the best…