"Who you been fuckin', Travis?"

If this board proves anything..
..it is that Mr Show is the new Monty Python and deserves its own convention.

*gasp* "…My life!"

I'm Surprised
he hasn't been shot at already.

Do you speak of "The Recruiters"? One of my favourite "sad sack" characterizations from Bob..

But the best one: "And that's when Lincoln said, 'Don't diss ma homies!'"

You simply subdivide each part by its cosine!

Yes Symmetriad, and you make me think of one similarity between Mr Show and Tim and Eric that I love…their ridiculous lists of product models and such. T&E's list of child clown shoes, for example, is very reminiscent of that.

Make-a-Wish Parody
I almost forgot about this one..

Seriously, "any cock'll do." That's utterly brilliant.

Better is Bob's jaunty "I am a ca-me-ra; a ca-me-ra am I!"

Random line that I quote for some reason.
I have no idea why. I guess I just love the way Jill Talley screams it. But my wife and I often reference her "SHUT that BABY UP!" line from the "Take Back the Streets" sketch. We always laugh at how horrible we would be perceived if we were to scream that at a fussy infant in…

Upon the night betwixt earth and flesh, the grinding of souls whispers a tale of how the dead do dance.

This thread is toast.

Must be why you're so pastry-white.

Methinks that's what ye call having a pun in the oven.

Those mesmerizing Cosby sweaters also serve as portals into magical worlds.

Jail scene from Salem's Lot: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Rat droppings, eh? Sounds like hantavirus.

Acrid Avid Jam Shred
Circa Male, He