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put salt in your eyes salt in your eyes never put salt in your eyes salt in your eyes ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES

@ i like hotdogs

GH

Whoa, Gentle Herpes, HUGE avatar switch. Can I request Rip Taylor next? Or Norman Fell? Are you taking requests?

If anyone out there can edit video, can you please collect all of these commercials and turn them into a not-meant to be-ironic-faith-based-Pulp Fiction-esque series of interconnected vignettes? Like maybe she udes to be a big whore, and her "bad relationship" was with Satan (played by Rage-Blinded Suburbanite) and…

@ santos

How to plan for revenge on your ex-girlfriend:

If I were in junior high. . .
I would want Gentle Herpes on my debate team. Not so much in high school, maybe a third-stringer at community college. GH, your argument is less than the sum of its parts, and the parts are less than the sum of their words. I almost feel like you are playing devil's advocate here. Only…

If I were in junior high. . .
I would want Gentle Herpes on my debate team. Not so much in high school, maybe a third-stringer at community college. GH, your argument is less than the sum of its parts, and the parts are less than the sum of their words. I almost feel like you are playing devil's advocate here. Only…

Not Really
Man, I thought listing Larry King as "Mum-Ra" would be a dead-giveaway that I was making up that cast. My apologies to those who replied, as well as those who ate the barrel of a .44 before being forever burdened with the thought of Andy Dick as Snarf. Also, I would like to apologize in advance for giving…

Yes "Thundercats" is coming…
It is live-action with CGI. So far the cast looks like this:
Liono: Josh Duhamel
Cheetara: Megan Fox
Panthro: Michael Clarke Duncan
Tigro: Jason Statham
Snarf: Andy Dick
Mum-Ra: Larry King

the pacing of this movie is anathema to current cultural trends. Soon enough the definition of the word "pensive" will be hijacked to mean "of or, like, a penis LOL"

I'm pretty sure. . . .
. . .that if I saw someone wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt utter the phrase "double pits to chesty" my eyes would start eating my brain