Everyone one, an Pecota will back me up here, knows that Jeter has a fairly average VORP rating.

C'mon
How there are no midnight screenings in New York is beyond me.

Pretty weak episode
But Cartman singing Poker Face was just wonderful.

I feel like a douche for making that comment. Another solid episode. Seemed a little short though.

Just some corrections
The Tom Arnold character is Georgie Caruso, Oswald is the guy that is going to run for mayor against Jacob Hale.

Great to see Mangenelli working
Makes me want to watch Beer League all over again.

United Fruit
I'm trying to put my finger on that reference. Is it just because there was a company that was embroiled in controversy and then changed its name (albeit, much later) or is the show assuming we know about Arbenz and the CIA and we're supposed to think about Vietnam more?!

The only thing more blatant would have been Bobby asking what Don was going to be and then Don saying "Every day is Halloween for me, Bobby."

The "lives in his own mind" part was fantastic.

H. Jon Benjamin
Prepare for Archer, AV Club. It shall be your undoing.

I gave you a chance to watch The Unusuals and you blew it.

You're not alone, Love Monkey was watched. But only because it was late and there was nothing else on.

You would have been even more clever if you referred to it as brazzle as that is when you find it in coal. But still, a fun pun.

Hip hip!

Three cheers for the Criterion Collection!
Hip hip!

Little known fact: Bob Newhart was a contributing editor for Word Up magazine.

You're not married? You have no girlfriend? You've never watched Star Trek?

Well looky here
I've been humming Strutter all day.

Ted Bundy as The Pickup Artist.

The laughter this show causes
Can only be described as stereotypical girlish squeals.