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The Duck of Death
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Unless maybe he knew that Vicky is the kind of villain who wouldn't shoot an infant in the face, so she probably has a heart of gold.

Regarding the 2nd nit, Tiny Beard's offer to Vicky made no sense whatsoever if he assumed that Vicky wanted him dead.

Real
These girls are real. They're absolutely real. They're like the 50-year storm headed for Belle's Beach.

What if a dingo bit off your dingo? Uh huh huh.

Just tell us when the fucking Bartman doc is on
I am a Sox fan, and this episode bored me to no end. 'Red Sox Nation' is a giant, self-indulgent, masturbatory annoyance.

Did anyone notify Special Agent Johnson? No, the other one.

You know Kors fighting the urge to add on "nevertheless, there are still minor crotch issues with that pant."

Better as Vlad in Happiness.

(in a more hushed tone) my chocolate bunny

Simplicity is called for, people…

Hey Wang, what's with the pictures?!? It's a parking lot!!!

Maggie is distractingly beautiful. She makes non-descript, J Crew office wear look like the sexiest clothing ever made.

This Cale guy is playing both sides so well that nobody know how he spells his first name.

Her butchiness aside, her voice and deadpan delivery reminded me of Rachel Maddow.

I thought The Krilling was the prequel to The Last Starfighter that focused on Commander Krill's rise to, um, commander.

B!!!!

Excuse me, Mr. Richter?
SEE YOU AT DA PAHTY, RICHTER!!!!!!!

Poor Beansie
BEANSIE!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!

Omar = Mustang Sally