Ok, so explain to a foreigner who never heard of such a thing, what a parachute could possibly be used for in elementary school gym class. Except for getting kissed under.

Ok, so explain to a foreigner who never heard of such a thing, what a parachute could possibly be used for in elementary school gym class. Except for getting kissed under.

Oh by the way, this should be published as a book if there's any way I will read through it.

I was not aware of this megalithic comments section before the newswire about is, but as an avid AV Club lurker and fan of community, I feel it's my duty to get the tally at least one higher.

Surrender-prone?

You can look like a crazy hermit and still be a murderer.

Huh, is this some kind of aggressive response because someone called you an old bag, which is also your username?