I don't care what y'all say. I couldn't stand this movie. I saw it a few months ago with my wife, whose favorite film is Cabaret (and I liked that one too), and we both agreed that this was 100% unfiltered sleazy '70s Fosse. Not my cup of tea. (Loved his "Steam Heat" choreography for The Pajama Game, though. I've…

Ever since I was a kid, I always liked pronouncing the comic book "Noooooooo" as "Newwwwwww".

DiCaprio was born to play Lenin. I don't know why this hasn't happened already.

Aging Bullies

#2 was kind of valid for me, as I literally stopped watching the video 5 seconds into it.

Cumberbatch's Assange looks like an alien. It made me think that Jeremy Renner would be a better match, physically. And lo and behold, last year's Internet says he was initially approached for the film. I imagine his Oz accent was even worse than Cumberbatch's.

That Werner Herzog isn't directing this film is the missed opportunity of the year.

At my high school, there was a student named Andrew Geekie and another named Mike Boring.

Here's another fun fact: Sarkozy is no longer the president of France.

I've met the guy and have seen him singing all around Los Angeles for years. Take my word for it: He is obsessive, deluded, paranoid, humorless, and not at all self-aware. My guess is that he is autistic, but he may also have
some mild form of schizophrenia.

All I remember is that the badge had a squirrel on it, and was commonly known as being the very easiest merit badge to earn. (Aside from Coin Collecting, of course.)

I'm calling him Kazakhstanye West from now on.

I only earned three merit badges: Coin Collecting, Geography, and Mammals.

Here's how I learned the difference: Monet's work doesn't have people in it. Manet's work has people in it.

I haven't seen Outland since I was a kid, so do I remember correctly that there's a scene where some dude gets shoved out an airlock, and then turns into, like, a bunch of chunks of meat?

The Fast Computer Who Wore Furious Tennis Shoes.

Extremely Fast and Incredibly Furious

He was actually talking about Steve Buscemi's daughters.

A little historical context…

I'd like to think he was smiling down from heaven, like Grandpa in "Family Circus".