On one hand, you're exactly right about the evils of racism being deeper and more complicated than a simple mustache-twirling nebulous "hate" people have for others, and that more needs to be done about de-institutionalizing a lot of society's deeply-ingrained racial beliefs. On the other hand, when we have a…

Reading this helps to reaffirm the truth of my belivership.

Damn, beat me to it.

GET. OUT. YOU -HONEST- MONGREL, YOU.

TWO DAYS?! How'd they get away with that? Also, were you not compensated for your time by your job? Didn't think that was legal.

Hey @disqus_oyX2Ve0vbQ:disqus, How's the movie? ::waits expectantly::

Really! Welp, more for us Zennials, I guess.

We need to harvest the blood of all the Greater Chrises: Pratt, Hemsworth, Evans, and Pine. That which will be wrought from them will be a creature of such stature, charisma, and everyman charm, that none; not man, woman, nor gender neutral, could hope to resist.

Jury duty, a.k.a. the most boring 4.5 hrs. of my life. Sequestered in a small room waiting for my group to be called, finally BEING called, and then never actually being personally interviewed; sent back for another 45 min. and then finally being told, basically: "Nah, we're good; see you in 4 years!"

But, as the man himself said: "fool me can't get fooled again."

"The stars in @Dampbell's chicken and stars soup are way too small they should be big enough to fit on the American flag, so all REAL AMERICANS can enjoy them. Sad!"

Nah, they fired me when they found I was a bachelor.

See, like the new Communications Director herself, there's really nothing more to say, is there? The joke has been trotted out, set up, and knocked down in one smooth motion; just by virtue of its' existence.

Seriously. Thank God my office door was closed.

So THAT'S what happened with the original "Twelve Monkeys" series pitch..

*snort* next thing you'll be telling me it's not even digital, but on some sort of non-volatile stage media, like, papyrus or something, and that I'm expected to actually READ the words.

They have a formula, sure, but the storytelling's never been anything less-than solid and, once you stop thinking of their works as Adventure games in the traditional sense, it becomes more palatable. At least to me.

"…the developers have gone one step further and cut out everything from that Telltale mold but the story scenes, meaning the only input players will have are the things they choose to make their characters say and do."

A Shulkie does does not cry, a Shulkie SMASHES…Metaphorically, of course. Better to focus your anger rather than your despair; Lord knows I am.

You bloviating, monstrous…Wad of a man. The blade of history is sharper than any tweet, and it's coming ever-closer you your fat, orange head.