…We are the weirdest fucking bunch here.

The kind of guy who thinks minimum security prison actually IS a country club?

..Just how long did it take you to make that?

E, D, then F?

You kidding? For an ivory tower shitbag like him, that's probably akin to a pederast being put in gen-pop. I say bring it on.

::Sideshow Bob grumble::

"But I just took a Zantac!"

Hope it was worth it, you sociopathic little ventriloquist dummy; because your money was about the only thing that made you attractive to anyone for any reason, and now that's going to be gone, No snark, no jokes; you are a bad person who's knowingly done bad things, and whatever fate awaits you will likely never be…

I know…Wagamama's, but that's wholly different, isn't it?

Fuckin' 'ey righ—-hey…

Well, I was more agreeing with the convenience and least-shitty coffee option of having a close-by Dunkin' Donuts, but yes. Denial of a tuna sub for any reason is a sad stare of affairs.

Preach!

…Huh. Well, if they're really married to this whole "rebranding to a really stupid name" thing, they should just embrace what an inordinate number of Bostonians do and call it "Dunkie's."

"That damn rhad."

Good on ya, sir. Never stop raising hell.

The reality show contestant Governor, everyone.

Those foreigners, are you kidding?

Of course! "Covfefe" was just a nonsense coverup of the Old Man swearing!

I know. Cheeses me right off.

As always, he's only looking out for the 2%'ers.