..The hell? Was he related to the Hogg family of Hazzard

Jesus. Guess I DIDN'T see the last episode. Hell, I didn't even know Nickelodeon GAVE them one. Of course, now I HAVE to see this.

Wait, if the boys have been in space for 20 years, does that mean Filburt left Dr. Hutchison to raise their kids, alone?!

Keeping in the spirit of things…HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU!

Goddamnit. I was never a fan of the band, but fuck if I didn't respect his pipes. I hope that whatever was dogging him is passed, now

Last period 7th grade English, of all places. They wheeled in that classic DOlly/TV set up and we got to watch it read. When it happened, half the kids were happy, half of us, weren't. Honestly, it shows just how deep that damn trail had wormed its way into society that even a bunch of middle schoolers had an an…

Don't forget Chewbacco!

It happens. Any geek under 70 comes with him preloaded into their unconscious mind.

Upvoted for getting a Tom Lehrer reference in an already well-thought out and informative post.

Neat! I learned something, today,

Ah…

I'd pay good money to see him go all "Bullworth," yeah.

Huh. I've never wished for someone's cancer to somehow spread to another person, before.

You mean who's.

Ah, good. I've been waiting for an opening to ask this: Are you meant to be some kind of alien Takeshi Kitano or, what, exactly?

Gotcha. W. Roxbury, 30 min.

God, TWO Russian-themed pun threads in a day? How Volga.

"FUCK THE POOR!"

Careful, this is becoming a rat king of character actors.

Wow, two days in a row: