That Aimee Man song I sang in Magnolia.

LEUK FEITJE: There's no demo for Rage.

The frame-rate drops in this are really annoying and the menu and HUD are ugly and I swear those zombie dudes with the axes home in on you in mid-air so no matter when and where I roll they get me.

FUN FACT: I almost bought this game.

I want to touch it and I want it to touch me.

Hey guys! I just landed a guest-spot on this rad show!

What's an "agent?"

My city screams…

I killed William Baldwin.

You know what's better than this? Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol!

I have a Myspace!

I didn't know I was in this movie!
Neat-o!

I'll do it!
I'll direct Die Hard 5!

I wish I was a muppet.
I wish I was made entirely out of felt.

I'm a pretty good dancer.
I danced in Tropic Thunder. Did you see Tropic Thunder?

@The Rev. P.F. McSmearbritches

L.A. Noire sucked.

I could totally play a zombie in this!
I could play the heck out of a zombie! Watch!

Yes, very strange…

I should have been in Enter the Void.
I could have played the vaguely Eastern-European guy!