^^^^This guy fucks.

Read the article a little too fast and thought it was Tejay Van Garderen of BMX racing.
Well, that seems to set them up for failure. A BMX bike is not effective in Tour De France.
Like at ALL.

Perfect to watch when you're hungover actually.
Now you just have to be hungover 23 days in a row.
Challenge accepted!??

Yes, it probably is. Like I said lot of similar stories circulating, but nothing confirmed. Shouldn't even have posted this maybe. Think I'm gonna edit it.

Yeah, I think(hope) this is just making fun of internet neckbeard basement dwellers.
This is usually the way it goes:
"Look Emily Ratajkowskis left ear is slightly bigger than her right, she is horrible, I can do better(in my imagination)"
Dear God, no you can't.

BANGZOOPLE!
BAZOOPER!
BENGHAZI!
MOZARELLA!
(Bing Bong Terry is really funny)

It's not diaper rash.
Hint: Username.

EDIT: Unconfirmed gossip about Fallon, not facts.

Are you saying?:
Oh You're Not Gonna Take It
no, You Ain't Gonna Take It
oh You're Not Gonna Take It Anymore?
\m/

Sorry, the answer we're looking for is:
I don't even know anymore
(It's always Simpsons)

NBC:s fake olympic sports according to 30 Rock:
Tetherball, beer pong, synchronized running, Jazzercize, and possibly women’s soccer.

Micro: Honey I Shrunk My Junk.

Pat and Kenny can read the transcripts after.
It's gonna be hilarious, I tell ya.

David Letterman can make a comeback to television!
Make it happen…..weathergods(?)

Step 4: ????
Step 5: PROFIT!

Fewer
Dammit!, that doesn't fit.

8 episodes of Rickon?

" Final two episodes of the upcoming season, the first that’s expected to really start diverging from George R.R. Martin’s yet-unwritten books"

True
^^^This
That
Maybe.
Bazinga!

Sadly not a joke, except for the word everywhere maybe.
http://jezebel.com/is-arian…