I'm just gonna try to get this comment in here asap from a previous newswire.

It's Much Ado About Nothing, that's for sure

Dude, that is just a nick on the internet.
He's not the almighty Leonard Pierce, you know.

I'm just edging for now. I save myself for the movie.
Everyone who finds this hot can upvote my comment.
Or else:
"You can leave your stupid comments in your pockets, diks"

It is isn't it?
I don't see it posted that often. It's kinda weird considering EVERYONE loves Norm.
It's probably the funniest thing I've seen in years.
This is from 1998(sorry about Dennis Miller, but this is also really,really funny…with some digs at David Spade)
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

(golf swing in air)

Get out of those filthy chimneys earlier, you bi-curious female burn victim.
Work? Loser!

I just gotta leave it here:

Yeah, that was maybe it.
I bet a friend told you?

Raoul Dick.
(Fear and loathing…)

Dikabod Crane

Edward Scissordicks.
(Isn't that a pornmovie for real?)

Dickie Brasco.
(that's more like it)
EDIT: Willie Wonka ffs!

Mortdickai.
Meh.

Get a Lyft outta here!

I think that's a little bit too specific for the comment section to be filled with it.
You would be a horrible psychic, gotta keep the predictions broad, man.

AA (En)Dowd.
Meh.

I usually get standing ovations and crying of joy.
"You're a nordic GOD" is not uncommon.
Who would be so deceitful to lie on the interwebs? That's practically unheard of.

I usually do a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

Nah, I wouldn't say that, but had a hard time understanding the heated debate sometimes. It all makes more sense now. That's about it.