I can't believe no one's suggested that you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut or the moon.
How could you dislike a book that gives you something like that to say for the next 40 years?

Nobody answers questions like Kurt Vonnegut.

I know what you mean. Sort of like looking for Waldo, except of course without Waldo, who came later. I'd be looking for Laurel and Hardy.

And Hobby Lobby still has lots of cars, mostly driven by women customers, in its parking lots. What can you do when people agree to be victimized?

Re Ayn Rand: past tence for the verb, thank god/s.
Otherwise, I couldn't agree more.

You seem to be confusing the way things were in the US when he started writing and the way things are now, after decades of young people have been influenced by his work. I'm not saying he was the only or even the most influential person/persons of the '60s, but he had more effect than I think you understand.

All religions are invented.

It probably doesn't include people who read.

Has Sean changed his name?

Who Fwamed Woger Wabbit, for me.

Honestly, I was taken to How to Succeed when I was still a tap-dance mad kid; it was my first Broadway show. (Later in the run—Morse gone but Rudy Vallee and Michelle Lee still in.)
Since then, I've seen odd clips of bits on youtube, so I can't with any confidence refer specifically to the book. I can see where the…

I want How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying with an actress playing J. Pierpont Finch. Set in the Mad Men era, which the musical is, when women were relegated to menial roles in business. Hence, J(ane) P. Finch disguises herself as a man and then uses underhanded tactics to reach the top.
Her…

Droids and Dolls?

Herod or Judas? Herod does have one great number, but Judas has more screen time.

I blame Neil deGrasse Tyson and the Cosmos reboot.

Who asked you, Shia?

It depends. My mother did the insults but left out the cake.
Can you bake?

Are you my mother?

Any pictures of Franco having sex with a clown?

Ida Lupino
Dorothy Lamour
Merle Oberon
Dolores Del Rio