Sam and Dave did the same thing, or at least the one who didn't die did.

My favorite Everly Bros song. Had it on 45 vinyl.

Avery Brooks? Try again.

Crocodile Dundee doesn't count?

Some of that ass-battery mentioned above, no doubt.
The rhino's horn…

Apparently, Shia LaBeouf isn't as imaginative as anyone.

Bury him in a vanload of 50 Shades of Gray.

I've seen all those words in Webster's.

You left out the part with the taser. And you know what he'd say just before the little pins came flying at him.

Etienne la Vache

The real problems start when new writers are brought in.

And then he got sick of Nashville, what it turned into, and left it to go home to Texas. He was still packing houses into his 80s. He had a voice that just seemed to improve.

We think alike. You got a newsletter, mate?

+100 for name-dropping Nudie.

And the second 3 starts with Ray Price.

In The Heiress, de Haviland was dressed in clothes that didn't fit so she'd be uncomfortable and slightly distressed.

Make-ups—isn't that how Nixon got elected?

Rebecca or Aliens? Your wife is an interesting woman.

I love Damsel in Distress, even if Fontaine couldn't sing or dance. She's lovely, she can act, and the comedy and music are more than carried by Fred, George Burns and Gracie Allen, Reginald Gardiner (as the opera-obsessed butler), and Ray Noble. One of the script writers is P. G. Wodehouse, which explains…

A 15-year-old is a child legally. Most sane adults know that 15-year-olds are also children emotionally and intellectually as well. Physically, they're part-way through puberty, and even though they're capable of reproducing, it's a bad idea.
I've known a few "adults," including family, who started having sex early,…