People rarely choose truth over a good story. Hence, religion.

There weren't enough clarinets to go around. The solution seemed obvious.

I don't get out much.

Nathan Fillion.

Angelo Badalamenti was my music teacher in 7th & 8th grades.

Meh. My mother and father listened to the broadcast, and she pointed out that it had regular station breaks for commercials. The hype about hysteria came later, mostly as a publicity stunt. To borrow from Josephine Tey, it's all a lot of Tonypandy.

Rock log, my favorite treat.

Aren't you the gentleman.

Like the little individually wrapped Three Musqueteers bars you eat after you've gone through all the little Snickers, Baby Ruths and Hershey Bars in your Hallowe'en bag.

Lorena Bobbitt and Eileen Warmous.

Who let HDB into the Sandusky Center?

Only 5 comments? Either this was just posted or the Lou Reed grief has immobilized his fans.
Uh-oh—one new comment.

Yes, but that's their voting base.

Actually, defensive clinging to disproved beliefs seems to be a widespread human characteristic. It's not just Tea Partiers—it's all of us.
From an evolutionary standpoint, it must be why humans have prospered. Believing pleasant lies over unpleasant truth is what we do, in general.

You wouldn't think there'ld be that much empty space in Roberts' ass, what with Clarence Thomas' head stuck up there.
And with Scalia at the head of the train, they resemble a judicial human centipede.

dubium: "As long as you let minorities rule over you and steal all your money you will never be rich."
So, the 1%, right?

If I saw this guy opening and unsealing jars of peanut butter in the supermarket, I'd call the police.

Nice jars.

If they're looking for brains, then voting Republican is truly a waste of their votes.

Yes and no. The form of the ballot itself was a violation of state law, and it was deliberately designed to mislead Democratic voters, especially those with poor/failing eyesight. Unless you think a lot of retired Jews, some with blue tattoos, would vote for Patrick Buchanan on purpose.