How exactly does one go about "genociding" anything, much less an amorphous group of people who apparently have no identifiable racial or ethnic identity?

Actually, no. First you have to register, which requires proof of identity and citizenship, and then you get a voter registration card which you have to take with you to vote. I know the system is somewhat different from state to state, but I seriously doubt there are states that throw open the doors to anyone who's…

Hearing loss?

I'm from East Texas, hotbed of fundamentalists and Pentecostals, and I get it and it's funny.
I was driving out of Lufkin some years back and saw that there was a new Jehovah's Witness kingdom hall. After I regained control of my car, I was amazed that they'd been allowed to move into the area at all, much less buy…

If he has a huge bill, he's probably a pelican.

Fascinating. What a world we live in.

Odds are the majority are members in good standing of the Tea Party.

Judging by the picture, I believe we've found a fan-acceptable Christian Grey.

Link, maybe?

If only Glenn Gould were still alive.

50 Ways to Love Your Liver. That's a cookbook I've wanted to write for a long time, but I hate liver.

How did you miss TexAss?

So are we all. Sean O'Neal is the gift that keeps on giving.

"GEEZ DID THEY READ THE DAMN BOOKS"
She's joking, right? Because the answer "of course not" is just too obvious.

Okay==this might win today's cute video contest.

I know I'm not a prime commenter here, but this is my first post in days. I hate the nu-system and it tends to make commenting a waste of effort.

Why assume it's an insult? I've read and liked some of O'Hara, but his work does have its potboiler elements. I don't have to pretend that everything I like is high art.
Also, Taylor was both beautiful and talented. Win/win, mostly.

John O'Hara wrote the kind of novels that were turned into Elizabeth Taylor movies.

It's not always easy getting a book okayed for college English classes, either. I wanted to use Billy Bathgate for a freshman class and ended up with Fahrenheit 451.

Has anyone seen Lobsters1 lately?