Don't you sigh when you make a good joke and hardly anyone gets it?

The Apple-less Indian 500.  Credit where it's due, it takes some work to do a whole cartoon just so you can get that one joke in.

He broke all the rules, but he got results, goddammit.

By any remote chance, did you ever see The Crawling Eye?

The Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa.  I mentioned this above.
One of the weirdest concepts ever, especially when the man-cattle took regular cattle on a cattle drive.
Also, just the basic ignorance of the difference between cows, bulls, steers, and so on.
Never missed it, just because.  It was a little like the Richie Rich…

The third season was big in Utah.

When did The Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa happen?

Back when I was growing up in NYC, Saturday afternoons meant horse racing programs, around 5 pm or so.  On good Saturdays, there's be three half-hour shows on the three minor networks (5, 9 and 11).

Yeah.  Mine made me feel special.  Still didn't read it, though.

It was English major sarcasm.

Like Wordsworth, right?

He's not certain.

Now this is commitment.

"Oh, capo
My capo…"

I say it's spinach, and I say to hell with it.

John Wayne…is…Batman
                  in
The Sands of Gotham City
                 with
Victor McLaglen as Commissioner Gordon
Chill Wills as the Penguin
Ben Johnson as the Joker
Harry Carey Jr. as the Riddler
Yakima Canutt as Harvey Dent
                  and
Maureen O'Hara as Vicki Vale

Grant was an acrobat at one time, pre movies.

Guy?  Is that you?

Reminds me of a similar scene in Kiss of Death, where Victor Mature finds out his wife is dead.  Except Mature didn't go nuts and cry and beat up the guards.

He was dapper.