Isn't Downer's Grove what happens if George Bailey jumps off the bridge?

I've been a janitor in a shopping mall and I've also cleaned out horse stalls.
I'll take horse stalls every time.
People are disgusting.

And on a "this isn't funny" note, a long-time Walmart employee told me a couple of days back that 70% of Walmart employees require government assistance (food stamps, etc.) to keep their bills paid.  McDonald's pays better than Walmart.

I envision a new industry:  Rent-a-Bear.
Problems at work?

True.  A year later, it would be a CSI segment involving moldering body parts found buried in nearby woods.

Even when she was still obviously underage, more than one poster here drooled at hearing her name.

Why waste ammo when Rick Perry is still ambulatory?

Like the orca and the dolphin, throwaway stuff, it looks like.

It's more the coloring, which is blindingly, genuinely Irish red:

Richard Castle's red-haired daughter is, though.  That might make some people happy.
I know I'll think of her name as soon as I hit Post.

Snake Plissken thought he was dead?

Tried again, made it through the second paragraph, then crashed.
Even though mostly I go along with the C&P idea, wouldn't the original posts he's copying have correct spelling, grammar and so on?  

First thing I thought of.  Sad situation.

Clearly he's referring to Andy Devine and we've misunderstood every post he's ever made.

I tried, I really tried to make it through his post, but once again I failed.

The Great Ballantine.  Crappy video, but the idea is there.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

20 comments and someone beat me to this.  Sheesh.
Anyway—fully agree.  Not in the style of O'Neal, but definitely welcome.

'Chalk it up to a case of “write what you know.”'
Very nicely played.

There's a great sentence in her Wikipedia entry that says she is the author of a book written by a ghost writer.  (Obviously not an exact quotation there.)

pontoon?