It's chilly in that basement, Lady, and his mother won't let him turn up the heat. 
He just won't take the hint.

Before reading the comments, I went and found the petition and signed it, then posted the link to the petition in my chat room. 
I didn't know Trump had a deal with Macy's.  Who the hell wants to smell like Donald Trump?

A rose is a rose,
A Mose is a Mose…

Needs Yannick Bisson.

Have you heard the Good News about Mithras?

Party like it's 999.

Jesus 2:  Hebrewgaloo

And his next-door neighbor and sole agent, Ken Worthyman.
(For the Brits in the audience.)

Yul Brynner in a miniskirt.  It works, it works.

You'll need several watches, and some clocks.

Someone needs to produce The Time-Machined Saga (aka The Technicolor Time Machine).  It has Vikings, a time machine, a Hollywood starlet along the lines of Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson, and much more.

Have they no cord, or even clothesline, to string low to trip up hopping zombies?  Tie it just below knee level.

You want crazy?  Look for Fantasy Strike Force, with Jackie Chan.
You get WWII, Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, and bits of Road Warrior.  And so much, so much more.

I'd try using a different name if I were renting movies like this, too.  Good move.

What joke?

Needs more c.1987 Jackie Chan.

My god, is the Paper Mill Playhouse still going?  I saw Hello Dolly with Betsy Palmer back when my parents were still making the decisions.

You really can't assure me that my experience has been the exact opposite of what it has been.  You can, however, trust that your experience is not the same as mine.

The Riches used to be on hulu, if you want to find out about the odd-job gypsies are all about.

Not at all.  What I think is that the further past 50 you get, the more the years drag because every year makes you less physically capable of doing the things you took for granted.  Even stupid shit like opening a jar of pickles takes effort.  (Tip:  keep a pair of rubber gloves handy for opening stubborn jars.  Even…