If you had to shave your husband's back, wouldn't that turn you a bit sour?

Oh, god, this was my first thought also…

In Texas, Stevie Wonder could get a hunting license.  Sad but true.

In Texas, Stevie Wonder could get a hunting license.  Sad but true.

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Batteries, magnets—shit, I don't know.  Magic, right?

The life-size butter sculpture of a cow.  Don't ask, don't ask.

Dortmunder puts together a crew and knocks off a casino.  What's the Worst That Could Happen?

I dream of Drowned Hopes, with CGI for the underwater scenes.
Paul Sand would have made a decent Dortmunder.

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die, and then I took his pretty white hat.

The Dread Pirate Robers refuse to use any fabric other than polyester for their pirate robes.

Hitler was in Payback?  I don't like the sound of this.

Especially when the book was written, pre-practically everything now in use that would make that sort of robbery not worth doing now.
The cash might still be there, but just getting out of the parking lot could take half an hour.

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Unfortunately, that seems to be the fate of most Westlake adaptations.
I can imagine what would happen to The Ax.

Amoral code?

Once upon a time it was Charles Bronson.  Now, he seems to be forgotten.  Sad.

The jocks end up drinking too much, mostly beer, and hanging around with the same group of friends talking about the glory days and how the whole world has gone to hell, etc.  Springsteen pretty much got it right.

The jocks end up drinking too much, mostly beer, and hanging around with the same group of friends talking about the glory days and how the whole world has gone to hell, etc.  Springsteen pretty much got it right.

Better than Scrappydo.