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Congress doesn't do the Medal of Honor.

Congress doesn't do the Medal of Honor.

Coulter has an Adam's apple and peach-fuzz beardy growth.  I know someone who used to run into her here and there (never ran into her hard enough to do the world a favor), and he said she was like a hermaphrodite.
On tv, etc., the make-up covers up her manliness. 

Foreign-born heir to the Fulton Steamship Line fortune.

I'd rather not see "exposed" and Paris Hilton in the same sentence, if that's okay.

Maybe Redford is confusing Hilton with Ann Coulter.

I appreciate your dad's coolness.

It's a grim tale, all right.

It's a grim tale, all right.

Someone ought to invent diapers with odor-killing stuff in them, like that kitty litter that neutralizes the smell.

uni is completely right.

"If I hear the word 'cute' one more time, you're a dead motherfucker."

Huh.  That alone would be worth the plaudits.

Euphemism, right?

You monster!  You've killed Dear Abby!

Now, that would be a hell of a movie.

Such as?  Seriously, I am totally ignorant in this area and would appreciate more facts to munch.

Just memorize what LobstersDick tells you, Pinkie.

Just memorize what LobstersDick tells you, Pinkie.