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I have an Action Jesus from a few years ago.  The cash register jockey was offended by it, but there you go.

Black Swan:  Pas de Deux

Letters are what words are made of.

Opera singers are no picnic, either.

What's a gub?

Speaking of Clooney, he'd be a good choice for Preacher if someone was wrong enough to remake this movie.

I don't think he should be blamed for Family for Joe.  It was a paycheck, and he was old.
It was godawful, though.  I remember watching it and being embarrassed for Mitchum.
Wasn't Juliette Lewis one of the kids?

Yeah, but they'd use Nic Cage in Mitchum's place.

When Mitchum is chasing the little girl in the cellar, at one point he seems to be copying Karloff's Frankenstein moves, and if you look really closely, he's got a bit of a smile.  Just for an instant, he and the little girl look like a daddy playing monster for his little girl, chasing her upstairs at bedtime.
Given

I love Bulworth unashamedly.  Halle Berry is luminescent.  And it's funny most of the time.

What do you mean, Community has been cancelled?

Mitt?  Is that you?

Miller—Ann Coulter did.  Thatcher is Coulter's Dream Date.

Mark Consuelos has a job?

My first thought also.
My second thought, not for posting.

I heard great things about The Screwtape Letters, so when I found a cheap copy, I started reading with nothing but good thoughts.  I gave up at the early stages of the fourth chapter because it was just so awful, heavy-handed and smug.
I have no experience with the Narnia books beyond knowing they exist, but perhaps

In the voice of Donald Pleasance:  Take me with you; I can see perfectly.

In the voice of Donald Pleasance:  Take me with you; I can see perfectly.

It turns out to be Harry Carey Jr.

It turns out to be Harry Carey Jr.