"Best sex I ever had" says Marla Maples.

"Best sex I ever had" says Marla Maples.

Clearly a fan of Mozart:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Clearly a fan of Mozart:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I seem to recall an Alan Partridge bit, from the radio series, that starts off in that direction but then (I'm so sorry) sort of peters out when he realizes what he's saying on live radio.  But then it's not exactly about rape at that point, either.
The memory goes first.  Good or bad, I'm not sure yet.

I seem to recall an Alan Partridge bit, from the radio series, that starts off in that direction but then (I'm so sorry) sort of peters out when he realizes what he's saying on live radio.  But then it's not exactly about rape at that point, either.
The memory goes first.  Good or bad, I'm not sure yet.

Who'd ever have thought of Ed Wood as a business model?

Who'd ever have thought of Ed Wood as a business model?

With a drunk Hasselhoff trying to eat it…

With a drunk Hasselhoff trying to eat it…

Really.  Just think about American Idol tryouts, or women who stay with men who batter them.

Really.  Just think about American Idol tryouts, or women who stay with men who batter them.

Presumably not the astrologer, yet that would have made the movie at least a little more interesting.

Presumably not the astrologer, yet that would have made the movie at least a little more interesting.

It's just another failed joke.

It's just another failed joke.

Dan Haggerty?  Haven't thought of him in a long, long time.  Wonder what happened to the bear.

Dan Haggerty?  Haven't thought of him in a long, long time.  Wonder what happened to the bear.

Who let the fucking Great Dane loose on the playing field?

Who let the fucking Great Dane loose on the playing field?