She needed a magnifying glass to find your Tolkien adaptation

Wait, so the "great movie that happens to star Bill Cosby" they're referring to ISN'T 'Mother, Juggs and Speed' ?

Wait, so Guiness isn't beer? More like a milkshake?

Rolling Stone placed Mick Jagger's 'Godess in the Doorway' in its Top 5 of whatever year that satchel of turds came out. Rolling Stone is not to be trusted. Ever.

What if he cranks someone else's Tolkien adaptions?

Or Starbucks.

His first name is "M"… His middle name is the period… His last name is Ward.

Ahh yes, 'Hard Candy'… Stumbled across it on IFC a few years ago while channel surfing… That movie left me drenched in sweat and dry heaving on my bathroom floor curled up in fetal position… How's that for an endorsement?

Take drugs Danny?
Every day.
Good! So what's the problem?

Well, yeah.

Kindly deeds, and they're done for free…

Conformists, gumshoes, Nazi zombies, and Chris Pine setting fire to a limousine…

I just like it cause it's fun to say "Babadook"…

Flight of Icarus (to besmirch)…

They weren't one-hit wonders… "Burning Heart," "Is This Love," "The Search Is Over," and "High On You" were big hits. Actually, that last one is a pretty Bitchin' 80's pop tune. Just sayin'…

Upvoted for the "8 noses" thing.

Q: Is Dave Matthews Band’s Under The Table And Dreaming any good 20 years later?

Overheard someone back in the day at an Aerosmith concert blasting them for doing a Guns N' Roses cover when they played "Mama Kin"

I wouldn't mind if I *never* heard "Walk of Life" or "So Far Away" again, but after countless listens, "Brothers In Arms" and "The Man's Too Strong" still give me chills.

If I told them once I told them a hundred times… It's Spinal Tap first, puppet show second.