Well, at least this excuse beats: "I'M GOING TO
CANCEL ALL -ONE- OF MY CANADIAN DATES DUE TO A FEW HUNTERS BEATING
SEALS, IN ORDER TO MAKE A GRANDIOSE STATEMENT, BUT NOT A SINGLE DATE IN
THE UNITED STATES—MY PRIME BREAD AND BUTTER—WHERE MORE HEINOUS THINGS I'M VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED TO [THAN JUST BEATING
SEALS] HAPPEN ON…