We know. You've proven how much by posting like 50 comments on this newswire. He don't need your pussy bitch, he's on his own dick.

AM is their best fucking album. You are talking crazy.

SAY IT LOUDER!

NO!

I don't think you and I got remotely the same thing out of that episode.

What?

Yeah, but "Wild for the Night" is pure fire.

You know, her answer was about as perfect as one could get with that question. "Between the small and the large."

"I didn't see it." Y'know, if you're going to take the minute or so it must have taken to type out that response, maybe take a minute or so before and actually watch the thing you''re about to make a passionate argument about. I'm not saying sit through the whole thing, just get enough to know what you're talking…

Trimm Trabb is my jam, son. Those guitars when they kick in the second time are massive.

Trust me man, that's not something you would have to worry about with me. I said I like sports, not that I was ever any good at 'em.

*shrugs* I like sports and comic books.

Woah, I didn't know that happened.

Le'veon Bell: 3 games. Thank fuck that Brady cheated as the Steelers open the season at NE.

Jesus, man. Why'd you have to even go and say that. I just had a Gradkowski-related nausea spell. The thing is, we'd probably hang with Brady and the boys*, but the secondary is going to make Garopppolo (not the right spelling; don't care) look like the second coming of Tom Brady. Wait, goddammit. Rock and a hard…

Is that the one where you have to hop across those goddamn floating logs?

Aww, I really like "Mirrorball." I think it works well as the closer. Oh well, diff'rent strokes.

Do you have an opinion that isn't negative? Comment history says no, but I'm sure you're a wonderful person in real life. FWIW, I like both bands (upon first listen not terribly impressed w/ the new Refused single, but I'll wait for the album to pass further judgement) and recognize that Refused and T(i)NC owe a debt…

Yes. You are.

Ahh, the ol' "Band X is just a shameless ripoff of the far less popular but secretly way better Band Y" argument, used by assholes for decades. We get it, you're cool. Now go find the next band that the next band that gets popular is going to rip off. You'll impress all your friend!