What's so special about anything Payne's made since Election?

That's a controversial and detailed position; it was well worth stating it.

Swings and roundabouts.

Yeah, good point. Although I guess not everyone changes their status? (In my defence I'm not really a facebooker.)

Let's just call that heroism.

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Also you have more information than we do but I'd say it's a good idea to be prepared for possibility of her being in a long term relationship/married.

This reminds me of the ME3 fans who got angry at Thane's death. I mean (a) he straight up tells you he's going to die in ME2 and (b) he goes out heroically and the player character gets to say goodbye; that's as happy an end as any long term relationship can have.

How can you do anything BUT not bother with the unachievable achievement? I mean, obviously 2.6% found a way to bother with it but it's UNACHIEVABLE GOD DAMMIT.

I like achievements that encourage me to play the game in ways I wouldn't have otherwise. For example the new Tomb Raider is pretty easy on normal difficulty but also pretty fun so I was initially content to just plink away at bad guys with the bow. But discovering that there were achievements for causing dynamite…

Is that like sali… oh never mind.

Have sex?

If someone asks you for coffee after some pleasant conversation I think it's polite to give them a response. Particularly in the context of a dating site. (Obviously if you just ran into some stranger on the street, chatted with them and asked them for a coffee date that would be weird.)

You seem kind of bitter.

I say go and have fun but have a back-up plan in case things get awkward and you need to bail. This isn't a The Loneliest Planet scenario; it's not like you're going to be trapped there.

I'd settle for interning him.

Of course I do. I just thought the way he described it was unusually erotic.

I admit I laughed during the finger slicing scene. Partially because I am an awful person but mostly because of the way the blue guy delivered his line. "Think of something nice - like Christmas."

How is it that no one on this board recognises Dire Straits' On Every Street? They even shelled out for the original this time!

Are you calling Dire Straits soft-rock?