He's been watching the opening credits of Step by Step

come on
Hey Alasdair, ever heard of ZZ TOP?

The greatest 1-2-3 punch in interview history
I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind of take responsibility for the mosh pit. Major amusement parks now have splash rides

The name of my debut album will be…
Somehow a Candy Bar I Hit with a Tennis Racket so the People on the Balcony Could Have Candy?