Here's hoping someone pulls a "Robert Deniro in 'The Fan'" type justice…

Here's hoping someone pulls a "Robert Deniro in 'The Fan'" type justice…

Ermergerd!  Perentherd!

Ermergerd!  Perentherd!

One of the hallmarks of a serial psychopath is keeping trophies or mementos of their crimes…

One of the hallmarks of a serial psychopath is keeping trophies or mementos of their crimes…

Are you sure?  As I've read, Grace Kelly was originally attached, but then withdrew when her husband Rainier had second thoughts about her appearing a film, being that she was Monaco royalty.  Damn, damn shame if you ask me.  Fuck Rainier.

Are you sure?  As I've read, Grace Kelly was originally attached, but then withdrew when her husband Rainier had second thoughts about her appearing a film, being that she was Monaco royalty.  Damn, damn shame if you ask me.  Fuck Rainier.

And yet, Tippi came back and appeared in "Marnie."  I'm calling bullshit on this whole movie and story.

And yet, Tippi came back and appeared in "Marnie."  I'm calling bullshit on this whole movie and story.

The one thing that redeems this rare Golden Era dud for me is the April Fools sequence…especially the climax, when Bart says: "April Fo-[KABOOM]"

The one thing that redeems this rare Golden Era dud for me is the April Fools sequence…especially the climax, when Bart says: "April Fo-[KABOOM]"

Ya got me there.  I'd have to commit sepuku.

Ya got me there.  I'd have to commit sepuku.

Jesus Christ, I'd rather sit through three hours of Third Reich era propaganda than watch this shit.

Jesus Christ, I'd rather sit through three hours of Third Reich era propaganda than watch this shit.

Unless this show features t a killer robot driving instructor who travels back through time and has a talking pie for a friend, I shall sigh in exhaustion.

Unless this show features t a killer robot driving instructor who travels back through time and has a talking pie for a friend, I shall sigh in exhaustion.

There is no god.

There is no god.