Are we sure that's an actual picture of Lindsay Lohan, and not a lifelike vinyl sex doll someone had custom made?

Please someone give her a load of Persian Brown and a Valium, so this sad sad story can finally end and stop cluttering the newsfeed.

Please someone give her a load of Persian Brown and a Valium, so this sad sad story can finally end and stop cluttering the newsfeed.

Like Vincent Price!

Like Vincent Price!

Scott Wilson has already unlocked the cheat for infinite ammo, surely he can switch on invincibility mode, out race the cop to an auto body shop and get a repaint job before the alert level exceeds four stars and the military gets called to intervene.

Scott Wilson has already unlocked the cheat for infinite ammo, surely he can switch on invincibility mode, out race the cop to an auto body shop and get a repaint job before the alert level exceeds four stars and the military gets called to intervene.

You know, I'm wondering more and more about that exchange of looks between Jesse and Skylar.

You know, I'm wondering more and more about that exchange of looks between Jesse and Skylar.

Whatever it takes to erode her cache as a celebrity until the day comes we no longer have to hear about her.

Whatever it takes to erode her cache as a celebrity until the day comes we no longer have to hear about her.

Vera Farmiga can be my controlling, domineering mother ANY time.

Vera Farmiga can be my controlling, domineering mother ANY time.

Did anyone else find Mike's death much like Slim Pickens's in "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid?"  I was ready for "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" to swell up.

Did anyone else find Mike's death much like Slim Pickens's in "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid?"  I was ready for "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" to swell up.

So how does this all end?  If I had to end this show myself, it'd be with Walt somehow letting slip one of his myriad offenses against Jesse…and then Jesse taking Walt out.

So how does this all end?  If I had to end this show myself, it'd be with Walt somehow letting slip one of his myriad offenses against Jesse…and then Jesse taking Walt out.

With Mike dead, there goes my dream of a spinoff where Mike and Jesse and Saul team up to travel the country in a minivan solving mysteries, along with occasional guest appearances by Walter, Lydia and the Harlem Globetrotters.

With Mike dead, there goes my dream of a spinoff where Mike and Jesse and Saul team up to travel the country in a minivan solving mysteries, along with occasional guest appearances by Walter, Lydia and the Harlem Globetrotters.

So with Walt's organization seemingly ready to collapse before it really got started, there'll be no healthcare, no vacation time.  Say goodbye 401K.