I'm really beginning to wonder if Crosby is an Mildly Retarded Male.  Seriously between childlike expression of joy ("gee you mean it, we're really gonna do it?"), his complete lack of self-awareness when he unwittingly commits fraud and identity theft by stealing Adam's social security number, his low capacity to…

All I know is I had a crush on Zooey Deschanel going into this pilot.  I am now over her.  She's too fucking much.

I liked this better the first time…when it was called The Aviator!

Given what Lucas has done to Star Wars (and, arguably, what Star Wars has done to Lucas), I'd gladly give up the whole bloody series to see what Lucas MIGHT have done if he had continued making the small, independent, personal films like "American Graffiti" which I now regard to be his best film.

True, Breaking Bad does have an eye for authenticity.  So what could it be?  From what we saw, it causes stomach pain, and loss of muscular control, based on how the first sign are people dropping their cigars and glasses. 

Oh yeah, I got that, that Gus is fucking with him by coming and saying essentially saying, "Not today," but I also figured that with the cartel still in place, Tio was protected from physical harm, recalling that the other hit Gus orchestrated, the fellow whose named I forget but was party to Maximilano's death, was…

I thought it was ricin for a moment, but then I remember Walt saying it takes like, 36 hours to take effect?  When everyone started keeling over so quickly, I figured that ruled out the ricin, so you've got me as to what it was.  Perhaps one of those untraceable, nearly instantly fatal poisons that exist only in…

That makes sense!  I was wondering what they were.  I figured when he went to induce vomiting, it was to retrieve whatever he swallowed…

With the head of the cartel out of the way, can Tuco's uncle be far behind, considering he's the last one standing in Gus's revenge scheme.  I don't think he's long for this world…

Sadly I too am deprived.  A few bloggers received mysterious emails urging them to attend the sneak preview, and it was signed DGT.  A bunch of sites have recaps…nothing spoilery, all laudatory: http://wegotthiscovered.com…

What nothing about the 8-freaking-minute long Dragon Tattoo trailer that was shown before sneak previews of "Straw Dogs?" 

So did no one go see Samsara? 

I wonder whatever happened to those characters?  Care to lay odds Jack Traynor and Tess McGill bit it when the WTC went down?  Did they utter "I've wasted my life" as the plane was coming for them?  This is a sequel that demands making!

Good god, that sounds like one of the rejects for the soundtrack to "Working Girl"

Dammit, when am I going to get my dehydrated Pizza Hut pizza? 

"If you prick us, do we not get bummed?"

Barton Fink!  Barton Fink!

Please tell me one of you is going to see Samsara on the 11th.  I'm dying to hear some thoughts on it, given how incredible Baraka is!

I guess the studio passed on his first idea to remake "The Eternal Jew"

When I read this story my first thought was, "Why couldn't this happen to Gwyneth Paltrow?"