Ooh, he card read good.

R U Down Wit Da Goats?

I sent a postcard to a gas station in Saskatchewan this morning.

Seek help.

Hmmmm. A picture of that guy that had supper at Larry King's house.

Roundsearch it.

I've never even heard of this fucker. I'm intrigued.

Since we're all here, and since we're all horny…

Those aren't pillows!

A chilling list.

Well, why don't you marry them?

My poor, poor, smelly valentine.

F Bodies.

We B Barren

It's not called Modern Tits for nothing.

Shout out to Coach Horseface! He's prepared.

Me excited for chimp tacos too.

Pardcastathon will be $10 (probably) for the video when it comes out, the money will still go to Smile Train. Not a bad price for being able to watch it all at your own convenience.

The Amanda Brooke Perrin episode was amayorzing.

Here's something you never hear on 'A Current Affair'… Fuck you.