Totally disagree.  This isn't Concrete Donkey's kind of thing at all. 

Totally disagree.  This isn't Concrete Donkey's kind of thing at all. 

Screw this!  I will watch Ted from my Game of Thrones replica Iron Throne and the only thing unbearable will be my smugness.

Screw this!  I will watch Ted from my Game of Thrones replica Iron Throne and the only thing unbearable will be my smugness.

Love me some Chad Qualls reference.

Love me some Chad Qualls reference.

Game of Thrones newswire . . .  must post . . . .! ! 

Game of Thrones newswire . . .  must post . . . .! ! 

No homo. 

No homo. 

Ah, the old penis through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick.  Worked like a charm in high school. 

Ah, the old penis through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick.  Worked like a charm in high school. 

Where is Random Acts of Constanza when we need him?

Where is Random Acts of Constanza when we need him?

They're going to push the tension to the last possible moment before they strip. 

They're going to push the tension to the last possible moment before they strip. 

Everyone knows Lincoln was a gay.

Everyone knows Lincoln was a gay.

I once dressed as a space vampire and everyone thought I was Stephen Dorff from Blade. 

I once dressed as a space vampire and everyone thought I was Stephen Dorff from Blade.