I prefer my Pesci deaths Casino-style.

Paul Giamatti. In his Rhino costume.

Really-Old-Aunt May is basically just a plotblocker, there to constantly distract Peter Parker from his mundane and superheroic duties by worrying over her health, to regularly threaten to discover his secret identity, and to periodically marry his enemies.

"I see four buttholes!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

"I only want to see positive stories about celebrities."

Cosby makes me sad because I always loved The Cosby Show. It doesn't cost me anything for Paula Deen or Jared to be pariahs.

Is that supposed to be Skinny Archie Bunker behind them?

A longtime defense attorney of all people should know better.

I would've gone with "'Skye' is her stripper name".

If it enhances the story in some way, sure, such as the FF having their own (fictional) skyscraper to be blown up, lifted from its foundations repeatedly, etc. But I don't see why that would be the case here, unless there was some notion that readers would be confused by boroughs having their own DAs rather than the…

"…by making Matt an employee of the New York City District Attorney’s office…" There's no such thing. The DAs in New York State are organized by county, of which each of the five boroughs in NYC are the equivalent: Manhattan is New York County, Staten Island is Richmond County, The Bronx is Bronx County, Queens is…

Bill Cosby in Picture Pages (of Rape)

…which I'm now realizing failed to mention House of Yes. It's not the comprehensive overview and analysis of twincest we wanted, but maybe it's the spotty one biased to recent culture we deserved.

Maybe we can put together a telethon for innocent people in his situation, such as the non-Cosby cast of the Cosby Show.

I can see not broadcasting it, which is far different than "let's destroy all copies so no one can ever see it again." Even works we've come to be embarrassed or offended by need to be remembered and should be accessible for historical or cultural reasons, the Dukes of Hazzard no less than Birth of a Nation, Gone with…

Fuck you, Gary Marshall. Seriously, fuck you. And I say that with even more venom than I would had I not seen him "judge" on On the Lot.

I love playing that game. My favorite is to compare how much older Appetite for Destruction is now than Sgt. Pepper was at the time Appetite was released in 1987, particularly given that the Beatles were well established as "classics" or even "oldies" by that time.

I can thank the JetPunk "Countries of the World" quiz (and nothing else) for my awareness of the existence of Sao Tome & Principe.

Having just seen Jupiter Ascending this weekend, I can say with all confidence that is not a high standard.

Above par? Well, it's better than the Thors, better than the two Iron Man sequels, and better than Agents of SHIELD, so I guess that's about right. I'll assume it's also better than the Norton Hulk movie, though I've only seen the EWW cut of that.