Good advice
Never accept their first offer.

I remember one about a dream somebody had of Fred Schneider following somebody around in a grocery store. That 40 seconds of footage basically shaped my sense of humor for the rest of my life.

I have an unopened bag of Schrodinger's Cheetos right here. Until I open them, they are both puffs and cruchies simultaneously.

Americans must be fatter now because of a chemical change in the sugar we're eating, not because we have dramatically increased the AMOUNT we're eating.

I should have said volume, but when you increase a cheeto's volume you also increase it's goddamn mass, so I'm still being accurate. And by "the fewer of them there are" I meant in a package of a certain weight of Cheetos. 1 5oz Cheeto is going to have less surface area than a 5oz bag of 40 little Cheetos. The…

Not keeping my ear to the digital ground
How the hell did a Bob Mould album get all the way to release without me even knowing it was coming? I guess my internal Mould-clock is still conditioned to wait 3-4 years between albums. District line came out like, a year ago. Who is he, Colin Meloy?

Mr. Science
Making the Cheeto bigger would reduce it's surface area in relation to its mass. The fewer of them there are, the more of each one is "surface".

Is Is was recorded before Show Your Bones. That is all.

If you're going to do that gag wouldn't you think they'd go into some sort of fantasy sequence? It was such a non-joke when calvin just saw the photo and thought it was funny.

That's really cool.

EA Sports!

Sayid Jarrah: Terminator
So when did Sayid decide that Ben was never to be trusted? He kills a bunch of people at Ben's direction, and then seems disapointed when the killing's done. He goes to the D.R. to help people for a while, and then when Ben tells him about the man watching Hurley, Sayid goes to kill him…

It's Fucking Distracting
Was anyone else bothered by how much the big girl looked like John Ennis? Is it cool to say "big girl"?

Detective Cagney
Jonas Sparrow has Meg Foster eyes.

Wow, is Domino notable enough to call other movies "Domino-style"? That's like calling a movie "The Rundown-style".

You would need to clear out every last Thetan to make that happen.

Rob Thomas is a douche bag, but the public eats that shit up.