Weird good or weird bad?

Collier probably walked to the store, and through the magical laws of transportation working in The Event universe she wound up in Savannah, leaving him to escape at his leisure.

"Chang is the funniest part of the funniest show on teevee. Tranquil Jeff shutting the door on him was awesome."

"I know"
Nobody's mentioned Abed's Han Solo response to Troy's "I love you". You nerds are no geeks, I'll tell you what.

They came here for water to bring home. (Simon said there was no water where he was from.) that or they need to prevent something that will suck up all the water on Earth, provided they are actually mutated time travelers from the future.

Martinez' Wife
The recap at televisionwithoutpity (damn you Event for sucking me in with your horribleness to the point that I am checking multiple recaps!) floats the idea that she's is an alien as well, another secret agent. Which…yeah, I bet that's the twist in like five episodes.

The more you question it, the bigger the Plot Hole Monster grows!

"As for this show. The bad guys seem to have some decent resources, couldn't they just wait for her to call him and then track him, either directly or by seeing what his number is then tracking that phone?"

I believe that went as follow:

I'm just really really glad that the detectives weren't actually convinced by his "but i was going to MARRY HER!" speech. They almost seemed like they were; the one female agent kinda narrowed her eyes like "true love speaks, he cannot lie!".

I must have missed that, which is good because it makes no sense.

So, why doesn't anybody else seem to know about the plane disappearing?
So, Sean wakes up in a hospital and tells the nurse that he was in a plane that disappeared. She thinks he is crazy. He tells the same story to the cops. They think he is crazy.

"Should I get my rainbow wig out of storage?"
I totally heard that as "should I get my Rambo wig out of storage". I like my version better.

All cats are female, all dogs are male
Disprove it - have you ever seen a cat penis?

Wait…
"So the TV version of Shit could have been gold. It's not terribly likely, obviously, since most TV shows and most TV sitcoms are terrible, but there was the potential there to have a really funny show about an elderly man and his much younger son coming to an understanding about what makes the other tick. "

Screw it:
Anything that helps the show avoid the fate of poor Parks and Rec is good by me.

Yeah, time travelers came to mind when I was penning the above.

Aliens? Or mutants?
So, either they're aliens or mutants, right?

All the President's Men
Only extended backwards in time as well. It's basically The Sopranos meets the West Wing. I came to the idea when reading a book on the administration; apparently, someone had to go to John Dean to call off some of the lower level thugs who were planning on concocting an elaborate plan to…

I recently saw Dave Foley on Countdown with Keith Olbermann - time has not been kind to the man. He looks like an old lesbian.