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Craig Ranapia
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For Minaj's next faith-based award show attention-troll may I suggest a crotchless burqua with a shaved ham pussy patch?

"Can you imagine the Catholic Church in 2012 actually making a fuss about poverty and social justice?"

Perhaps I need to update the firmware on my connection to the Catholic Borg, but last time I looked Bill Donohue doesn't speak for the Catholic Church. He sure as shit doesn't have any authority to speak on behalf of me.

OK, Minaj trolls the Grammy red carpet in a fugly gown like a K-Mart Gaga. Bill Donohue obligingly swallows the bait.   BTW, unless Donohue became Pope and developed multiple personalities over night, "Catholic leaders" isn't an accurate description. 

Nope - von Trier has quite a track record of trolling journalists by saying nutty shit I doubt even he believes.  Hell, for a long time his press conferences and interviews have been more interesting than the films they're promoting.  This time, it got all the way out of hand - as trolling always does.

You really want to talk about "logic holes" in a movie where I can't for the life of me figure out why nobody just tells Mavis to fuck off at the business end of a shotgun?

"although as a whole "Drive" is an overrated piece of shite."

"The rapper who still reserves the right to say the word “bitch” where merited, such as when proudly calling another man’s attention to his significant other "

You mean Moy isn't a Cylon?  Never would have guessed…

Much as it grieves me to say anything nice about Lorre, on 'The Big Bang Theory' Penny did become less of a vacuous bim-bot - and a MUCH more interesting character - during the first season.

Vagina is a perfectly lovely word.  Listening to it chanted by unimaginative dolts with a mental age of three who think they're being so daring and naughty when they're just being tiresome bores? Not so much.

Who's going to take their lives in their hands and tell Frank "rapist" doesn't mean "anyone who does shit I really really don't approve of"? (c.f. moronic geeks who greet everything George Lucas does with "aaargh, George Lucas raped my precious childhood memories!") 

Both a contract thing and the fact that the actors are already looking for new work. I believe Arthur Darvill is already signed on to be in a stage show.

Black Swan, Red Shoes, Same Diff
"And while we're at it, let's have an episode that's an elaborate homage to Powell and Pressburger's The Red Shoes. "

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Who does my therapist invoice for the years of counselling that lead will require?

Now now - don't tease the 'GRRM IS my bitch, Gaiman, so STFU' crowd. That's mean.

This Is Just Silly
There's so much Harvey Weinstein can (and should) be criticised for, but aggressive candy eating by a diabetic? Really - that is a fucking stupid thing for anyone with diabetes to do, but hardly proof that he's Satan's disowned spawn.

I'll still hoping it's going to be 'Life on Mars' all over again — the plot so awful it's totally re-shot, DEK shoved out of the room, and they to reduce the crap-i-tude to non-toxic levels. (They failed, but I actually do want WW to succeed - just not as a cringe-inducingly sexist load of shit.)

@Hollywood: OK, snark deserved. Rage is Kryptonite to my spelling and proof-reading skills.

Are they trying to make this as sexist/bad as inhumanlyu possible
So, Wonder McBeal has a big bad whose sole motivation is mean girl resentment? Jesus, why don't just re-boot this all the way back to high school and make the two of them rival cheerleaders?