It doesn't take an Einstein to come up with these warped comments.

If you can stretch this out to 90 minutes, you're a shoe-in should Sandler ever need a screenplay writer.
Then again, when has Sandler ever used a screenplay. Never mind, sorry to get your hopes up.

You still saw more of that show than anyone should ever see.

Toth another one of those Egypthian punth my way, fellath!

Normally taking four or five issues to say what you could say in one or two really bugs me, but the drawn-out pacing of Hawkeye doesn't bother me for some reason. Maybe because it deliberately skips the superhero donnybrooks (Hawkeye grabbing his bow and rushing to help the Avengers then cuts to Hawkeye lying pummeled…

Perhaps it was mentioned in a different post already and this isn't the right place, but I have to say that the new issue of Hawkeye was incredible. I can't believe how good that series is.

The movie is amazing. And any single one of her meltdowns would have been astounding. But it becomes this joke where she can't walk into a room without slowly tearing up and screaming accusations and losing her shit. It was a running gag with some friends of mine. "Hey, wanna go get a cup of coffee?" "What? Coffee?…

This certainly supports my theory that Harry Dean Stanton was in every single thing filmed between 1968 and 2003.

Moore was unintentionally hilarious in Magnolia with her pursuit-of-an-Oscar-by-overdone-ridiculous-meltdowns performance. When I saw her in the previews for this, I could tell what we were all in for.

THERE you go.

Surely you mean Dawes.

No, try again.

Ficciones should be required reading by everyone. I
take it down and re-read "The Garden of Forking Paths," and "Funes the
Memorious" and the rest every now and then. Perfect stories.
Night
Film is on my to-read shelf, and I'm getting less and less
excited about it. I know a couple of people who read it in galley form
b…

I'm a fan, but not a huge one; this review is right to point out that Scob is the best thing about the movie. Just the way she moves is incredibly eerie, and there's that masterfully done, unbearable scene where she's threatening to remove the mask, and the audience is simultaneously curious as hell to see what she…

Just stop. This thread is no picnic.

I agree. Also she does a Bob Dylan cover I like. That's all I know about her. I hope this cool story of mine has kept everyone enthralled.

And then isn't his very next line, "The JUNGLE is my home!" Thus negating what he just said.

Wait, how come you can see who upvoted something, but the downvotes are anonymous? HOW CAN WE KNOW WHO OUR ENEMIES ARE?

That's quite a headline. I read the article, and I …think I understand it. Well crafted, but lacking the quality of O'Neal's earlier (today) 50 Shades work.

That can't possibly be a coincidence.