I haven't read any Cormac McCarthy….

Moments later, John Cusack walks up and confusedly looks around for the performance he'd left sitting there earlier.

You're right. Damn your knowledge of space and time!

"In Soviet Russia, KGB is one who knocks!"

John Carter, Cowboys And Aliens, Prince of Persia The Sands of Time and True Grit

Now I'm retroactively mortified at all the times I played Bop-It with family & friends.

It could kick off a new movie franchise that gathers an ensemble of all the classic movie security guards to screw around ineptly trying to protect one last mall.

Tagline: This time it's literal.

Hopefully this won't take too much time away from production on Ice-T Causes Crib Death.

I love the still used for this one, it really makes me wonder how the scene plays out in a "less urgent" way.

Bathroom: The Movie

We've gotten our tree on the day after Thanksgiving for years, and it lasts well into the new year. IMMERSION RUINED

I'm not exaggerating or joking when I say that I'm most disappointed to hear about Troll 2 disappearing.

Walt is Walt Jr.'s father.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Unless he was the new Doctor.

I WANTED A SURVEY, DAMMIT

I misread the headline as Justin Bieber is another manipulative PR stunt, and just nodded my head sagely and agreed.

I've gotta give this episode some props - they used a Donkey Kong sound effect, and then had the characters actually playing Donkey Kong. A+

Todd?! What does that Opie, dead-eyed piece of shit know about TV?