I was all "the second Moby album?"  then I was like "No wait that's Everything is Wrong" then I went "Oh wait that was his third album."

I was always intrigued by the notion of the Jingle Horse.  You know, from "Giddyup jingle horse, pick up your feet."  Is that just a horse with jingle bells all over it?  Or some sort of magical horse-shaped bell golem?  In either case, what is it doing at the party?  It's the late 50s you don't have a horse at your…

I was always intrigued by the notion of the Jingle Horse.  You know, from "Giddyup jingle horse, pick up your feet."  Is that just a horse with jingle bells all over it?  Or some sort of magical horse-shaped bell golem?  In either case, what is it doing at the party?  It's the late 50s you don't have a horse at your…

Why?  Elastigirl.  There you're all set.  Best.  No way around it.  Mr. Incredible knew it.  Now you also know it.

Why?  Elastigirl.  There you're all set.  Best.  No way around it.  Mr. Incredible knew it.  Now you also know it.

Looks like she forgot to draw herself doing that "hang my upper lip on the mic" thing I always hate to see.  Probably because I'm usually seeing it at karaoke bars.  Don't touch the damn mic, people!  Especially don't grab it like a fucking baseball.

Looks like she forgot to draw herself doing that "hang my upper lip on the mic" thing I always hate to see.  Probably because I'm usually seeing it at karaoke bars.  Don't touch the damn mic, people!  Especially don't grab it like a fucking baseball.

Listen to Aldo.  He knows the only real place to find treatment for your problems is at the bottom of a bottle.  It also helps to be behind the wheel of a car.

Listen to Aldo.  He knows the only real place to find treatment for your problems is at the bottom of a bottle.  It also helps to be behind the wheel of a car.

I was bored by Enter the Void, but honestly I just hate the "it's fun to watch on drugs" endorsement.  A flowerpot atop a washing machine is fun to watch while on drugs, at least during the spin cycle.

I was bored by Enter the Void, but honestly I just hate the "it's fun to watch on drugs" endorsement.  A flowerpot atop a washing machine is fun to watch while on drugs, at least during the spin cycle.

Okay, how about people who are strictly attracted to transgendered folks, or just transvestites?  What about people strictly attracted to animals?  Just because it's weird and illegal doesn't mean those folks don't exist, and they clearly have a sexual orientation that is outside the bounds of your definition.  Or do…

Okay, how about people who are strictly attracted to transgendered folks, or just transvestites?  What about people strictly attracted to animals?  Just because it's weird and illegal doesn't mean those folks don't exist, and they clearly have a sexual orientation that is outside the bounds of your definition.  Or do…

You probably just aren't all that ingrained in the poly community.  A lot of those folks make it the central focus of their lifestyle and it becomes a big part of how they interact with their family and friends.  I have more than one poly buddy that have been disowned by their parents, and some are even wary of legal…

You probably just aren't all that ingrained in the poly community.  A lot of those folks make it the central focus of their lifestyle and it becomes a big part of how they interact with their family and friends.  I have more than one poly buddy that have been disowned by their parents, and some are even wary of legal…

It's okay.   You still have "dystpoia."  We all still have dystpoia.

It's okay.   You still have "dystpoia."  We all still have dystpoia.

Maybe we could have a puppy calendar do standup dates with Patton and Posehn instead then.

Maybe we could have a puppy calendar do standup dates with Patton and Posehn instead then.

No, no one remembers those.  They also don't remember Thundercats or the Noid.