Basically if you gave Pete Holmes a balloon full of helium and asked him to huff it and impersonate a pterodactyl you'd get the sounds that Kreischer started this episode off with.  No jokes or anything, just "Bert Kreischer is here folks"  "SHREEEE ISHLIKEBREEERFEEEERRRTEEE IDONTEVENHREEEEEE." This was the first DLM…

Basically if you gave Pete Holmes a balloon full of helium and asked him to huff it and impersonate a pterodactyl you'd get the sounds that Kreischer started this episode off with.  No jokes or anything, just "Bert Kreischer is here folks"  "SHREEEE ISHLIKEBREEERFEEEERRRTEEE IDONTEVENHREEEEEE." This was the first DLM…

They smell and taste like cheap Little Debbie style vanilla cakes.  

They smell and taste like cheap Little Debbie style vanilla cakes.  

I tuned into an episode of season two to see if I'd like it better.  Was greeted with another "Hello Megan."  Didn't keep going.

I tuned into an episode of season two to see if I'd like it better.  Was greeted with another "Hello Megan."  Didn't keep going.

How can a breakfast with no hog be considered such a good thing that it merits mention in a song about good things?  Hog is fucking delicious.  And it's not an inbetween thing.  You're either onboard with most of the world about how magically tasty pigs are, or you're not eating them for religious or moral reasons. …

How can a breakfast with no hog be considered such a good thing that it merits mention in a song about good things?  Hog is fucking delicious.  And it's not an inbetween thing.  You're either onboard with most of the world about how magically tasty pigs are, or you're not eating them for religious or moral reasons. …

I think the real inspired choice about using a muslim is this passage about islamic restriction of the arts:

I think the real inspired choice about using a muslim is this passage about islamic restriction of the arts:

The trick to people who claim headmates and OSJ style oppression is that once they've laid those cards on the table, you know the rules they play by, and you can hold them to it.  I firmly and truthfully believe that Asuka Rangure Soryu is one of my headmates, and at night she comes out and beats my kids to sleep…

The trick to people who claim headmates and OSJ style oppression is that once they've laid those cards on the table, you know the rules they play by, and you can hold them to it.  I firmly and truthfully believe that Asuka Rangure Soryu is one of my headmates, and at night she comes out and beats my kids to sleep…

- Betty White

- Betty White

Too bad, you could be busy raping World of Warcraft NPCs to highly controversial sleep.

Too bad, you could be busy raping World of Warcraft NPCs to highly controversial sleep.

Yeah, not enough movies focus on the trials and tribulations of the people of New York.  Them and every one of their little foibles are truly our nation's greatest treasure.

Yeah, not enough movies focus on the trials and tribulations of the people of New York.  Them and every one of their little foibles are truly our nation's greatest treasure.

There are two paths that destroy a CBB for me, both of which show up fairly often.  Glenn Maxx falls squarely in the first path, the overly convoluted character.  He's writing whiny books about short people, got it.  But then he's never heard of any pop culture element?  That's like more of a gimmick on it's own, not…

There are two paths that destroy a CBB for me, both of which show up fairly often.  Glenn Maxx falls squarely in the first path, the overly convoluted character.  He's writing whiny books about short people, got it.  But then he's never heard of any pop culture element?  That's like more of a gimmick on it's own, not…