No, insofar as America is like a couple dozen miles of real estate in what used to be California.  He's an African-citizen of Mr. Lee's Greater Hong Kong.

faaaart

faaaart

Wow, I never would have figured Don't Lose My Number for a cowboy-themed video.  I guess the 80s did love cowboy junk.

Wow, I never would have figured Don't Lose My Number for a cowboy-themed video.  I guess the 80s did love cowboy junk.

Any pubes being ground in this thing are being harvested after they fall off naturally.  Like advanced fruitarians, only with pubes.

Any pubes being ground in this thing are being harvested after they fall off naturally.  Like advanced fruitarians, only with pubes.

These are low jinks.  Low jinks indeed.

These are low jinks.  Low jinks indeed.

So Punk Rock Girl, Don Henley Must Die, then some Grateful Dead song where they reference another band…

So Punk Rock Girl, Don Henley Must Die, then some Grateful Dead song where they reference another band…

In a perfect world, the MPAA would remove a vast amount of their resources from coming up with ratings and spend those resources on placing warning labels on films with awesome names that bely their shit-boring subject.

In a perfect world, the MPAA would remove a vast amount of their resources from coming up with ratings and spend those resources on placing warning labels on films with awesome names that bely their shit-boring subject.

Hot dogs are often hot, I'm not sure you researched this one enough.  Maybe go with "…and why aren't there cold dogs?  Maybe I prefer a cold dog.  Why not just provide the dogs and leave the always-tricky question of heat up to me?"

Hot dogs are often hot, I'm not sure you researched this one enough.  Maybe go with "…and why aren't there cold dogs?  Maybe I prefer a cold dog.  Why not just provide the dogs and leave the always-tricky question of heat up to me?"

While it wasn't exactly dramatic, the episode with Michael Ian Black was crazy uncomfortable, because there was some unspoken shit in their past and Black wouldn't relax.  Every sentence was a passive agressive attack, it was really interesting.

While it wasn't exactly dramatic, the episode with Michael Ian Black was crazy uncomfortable, because there was some unspoken shit in their past and Black wouldn't relax.  Every sentence was a passive agressive attack, it was really interesting.

The "Muppet Liz Lemon walks like a muppet, only to reveal that human Liz Lemon is also walking like a muppet" sequence floored me.

The "Muppet Liz Lemon walks like a muppet, only to reveal that human Liz Lemon is also walking like a muppet" sequence floored me.

Reverse thread!  Best fake art in a thing: