I've got a new cartoon coming on MTV
Try to watch all 11 episodes we manage to squeeze out, which will be hidden in random, ever-changing timeslots, before it's unceremoniously cancelled for more reality spin-offs.

Yeah he is, he's just using prosthetic assistance.

Yeah, you really might want to add the term "season" to all those "finales".

Whack me Starmadeus

Additional reports are now coming in
Leonado DiCaprio has joined as Abbatoir
Guy Pearce is Man-Bat
Joe Pantoliano is a reporter or some damn thing
Ken Watanabe is recast as Kyodai Ken
Hugh Jackman is also Batman

I'm assuming that one or two of these guys get offed before the title card plays. Sort of the pre-movie appetizer. I don't know why superhero films don't do that more often, they could sell toys and not have to write convoluted plots explaining why unrelated villains hang out.

Why is this review in it's own section?
And why is that section called Cast of Paul?

Yeah, with glasses he looks like Cillian Murphy.

Coheed and Cambria sounds great if you imagine that the dude singing is the grandma he sounds like, and then give him grandma lyrics

We're the mesopotaaaaaaamians, Sargon Hammurabi Ashurbanipal and Gilgameeeeeeeeeeesh!

Pretty sure Resus is just in racist parodies of cartoon dogs.

Best line of a roast ever goes to Ross, sadly. Delivered to Drew Carey. "You look like Barney Rubble and Buddy Holly had a baby and peed on it. Drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy."

It's really hard to beat the Bard's Tale games without one.

Battleheart
Sorta lacks replay value. I wish the developer would up the ante on repeatable content like the arenas, and maybe add more than the one healer so that you're not always stuck with Lucille (I know the bard is a healer, but he's best served pumping up a damage dealer).

Racist! Only one of them was a dog.

Hip Answer: Dire Straits - Walk of Life
Kid Answer: Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More (the video sold me)
Embarassing Answer: Michael Jackson - Do You Remember

A Sean Bean comedy would work if it was about him dying, every single episode. That would basically be a half-hour distillation of his career anyway.

Dire Straits
Walk of Life

You don't need her. No one needs her. She is without redeeming features.

Yeah, and in the second season, he was going to assemble the Capes of All Nations, starting with the Crepe, the Ape, and Capote(which I'm pretty sure is that red blanket that bullfighters have).