They weren't twins, they were just brothers, but the actor scheduled to play the brother that visits Day-Lewis in the first mine was unavailable, so they just had Paul Dano play both roles.

Really, the biggest difference on TDS is the slow retreat from the insult-interview with random slices of Crazy America. Used to be the show was a monologue from a desk, a few news stories, and a "bit" like Soft-Focus News, then they'd find a freak out there somewhere and rip into them. Building a UFO in your yard? …

Her old lady makeup was the most jarring thing in the film. It was like the Black Freighter being cut in, except they were cutting in b-roll footing from the Land of Confusion video with the rubber celebrity puppets.

Wrong. El DeBarge is a multilingual genius. It's not just "The DeBarge," it's "The Of Barge". He speaks the of language of the of barge. oh of barge floating the seas.

We demand justice! As you ate our children, so shall you be eaten!

Pop a poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from no one knows,
You can pick 'em
You can lick 'em
You can chew 'em
You can stick 'em
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.

How does Vicki Cristina Barcelona keep getting mentioned in these lists? Wasn't it self-indulgent late Woody Allen tripe? Do we just need a reminder of the twin peaks of Johannsen in every category?

Bronco Thunder just sounds like a wacky horserace game sandwiched between Hydro Thunder and Arctic Thunder down at Dave & Busters.

Daniel Craig as T'Challa, eh? Well, sure why not. We already had a black Kingpin. However, it's worth noting that you said mythical "African" kingdom of Wakanda. Still in Africa. If we cast Ian McKellan as Boomie, the king of the Earth Kingdom (whose appearance on the show was basically just a goggle-eyed crazy…

I wish we could skip past the "whitewashing" accusations regarding this thing. It's set on a fantasy planet. There's no Asia or asians. There's no Orient or Occident. Aang looked basically like Charlie Brown: Tibetan Monk edition, through the series, and his companions were two eskimoes.

And some Futurama why not?

Life is like a box of chocolates… I made boom boom in my seersucker pants.

Obscure Reference Guy:

I think the odds of Mariah Carey having actually come up with the name for this album are basically slim to none anyway. Some marketing team somewhere knows exactly what her fans want, and studies will prove this is it.

You are correct regarding the consistency of my poops (loose), but you probably have misunderestimated (as many do) the volume of said poops. The convulsions are brought on by stomach contractions that I assure you are quite beyond my moosely control, and the breath, well I am forced to take it when I can find it.

Hrrrrhhgh. *huff puff puff* HRRRGHHGGRRGHHHH.

A big part of that was his unwillingness to control his guests like he usually does. He had that arabic translator soldier up and that dude was rambling like he was getting paid by the word.

Also, what the hell is a snow machine? Is he standing on one of those things that ski resorts use to make snow for their slopes? Or are snowmobiles snow machines and the rest of America is, as usual, woefully uninformed in the honest Wasilla ways?

Give me some Neal Stephenson!
I suggest Cryptonomicon. Lemme a get a convoluted timebending hell yeah!

The Sarah Palin taped bit was awful
What was her joke? "If you see my son Track, say hi. He'll be the one on the snow machine."