And why are those pervert hippos watching it happen?

This feature was the wurst.

Why does every teenager feel like these comments make them edgy?

I don't think you know what a hypocrite is. Using petroleum-based products does not require one to endorse any and all methods of extraction and transportation of said products. You can likewise be for their use while also believing we should pursue policies to lessen their use. Unless someone is saying no oil ever…

I would agree with that for last week's entry. I will also add that I find these the most interesting and well rounded of all the comic features so far. The imagery is unique and the comics don't rest on a gimmick or punch line.

Is this a joke comment? I hope the implicit suggestion is not that all straight white men must be muzzled from discussing issues of gender, race, and sexuality. I say that because the last I checked we still hold the keys to the palace and it may make more sense to have some of us on your side to get through to the…

One might argue, correctly, that believing in the impossible is absurd. I would also like to believe I'll go on living (comfortably) after I die but that doesn't make it sensible to believe any one of literally thousands of different creation stories that have no rooting in verifiable history or science.

Without agreeing with him, I think an analogy to what he's saying is the expression 'white person problems' or that website that made jokes about quirky white people behaviors. It doesn't elicit the identical reaction that would come from white people doing the same thing to black or chinese people because we are the…

I don't think they're 'missing the point' about resurrection. I think they're pointing out the inherent absurdity of the whole thing. I suspect they get the point just fine.

Yeah Vancouver! We're in the news! We're famous guys!!!!

This is not Friday-approved snark.

Upvoting one's own comment is one thing, but adding bars to your uniform to make your jokes punchier is a bit too much self-aggrandizement.

And with that I now can't remove from my head Nicholas Cage repeating "Peach, I could eat a peach for hours."

He doesn't want them putting stuff in the water that makes the frogs gay!

Well yeah, probably, but that doesn't affect my fond memories.

KMFDM is, a drug against war! That shit is classic dawg.

I have an entire blog dedicated to blistering take-downs of Weird Al songs. Someone let T-Rex out in the rain? Give me a fucking break, Yankovic.

Was choking to death on his own vomit just a cover story? That does sound a lot cooler then retiring because of tinnitus.

Uncharted 1 brought back those memories from the Nintendo days where I basically throw had to throw my controller on the floor and try not to punch the TV. They managed to really get the bugs out for the second one, which I definitely agree is magnificent.

This is a reoccurring problem in the Marvel movies - pitting the hero against their exact counterpart. I suppose having a character literally fight themselves is the logical conclusion.