Was she hot at least?

That's not a bad system. I really dislike remakes of movies that were notable not so much for the story but the actors and the time and place it was made. To me that doesn't amount to much more than stealing the branding and putting it on a basically totally different movie. Total Recall is a good example. It's really…

My dad says dope is for dopes, but only when he's drunk.

Hey I've had tons of sex! Just ask my Canadian girlfriend.

*hallowed

I personally believe the downslide started with Hatesong. It's a feature I never liked and thought was pure bullshit.

The first rule is Supper Club is we all talk about how baffled we are by Supper Club. Someone is either trying to save their job or deliberately lose their job.

Every single comment he makes is him being an aggressive dick so no need to take him too seriously.

I've been bitching about this site's direction for about six months now, so this sudden wave of outrage feels weirdly vindicating. But vindicating in a sad way, like being right about that asteroid heading for the planet.

What about Angel Catbird? I can't wait for the movie to flash factoids as the plot progresses.

No kidding, they're resorting to clickbait headlines so absurd they have to change them, and trying to get us to buy garbage on Amazon through their website. I assumed they were donating blood to keep the lights on so maybe the sites direction is just bad decision making.

How did you nail the description of this so accurately? I was struggling to find the perfect words for this and here they are.

Margaret Atwood is a national treasure who will probably replace the Queen on our money someday. That being said, this looks like absolute fucking garbage.

I'm finding that I'm binge watching shows and then becoming ambivalent when the new season arises. I couldn't have watched Kimmy Schmidt any more slowly. I even ditched House of Cards even though I was inseparable during the first two seasons.

You don't need to worry. The next generation in line loves to rebel, and I fully expect the children of millennials to be thoroughly repulsed by their parents' shallow narcissism and time wasting obsession with exhibitionists.

So he wants to date her? I still don't get it. Why does he want to determine her exact age? Is he using carbon dating or something?

It's either a really obscure joke or a really bad one.

You want to beat common people? You want to beat common people, like me?

It impacts his political decisions because it shows a compulsiveness that overrides his common sense. Maybe it's amazingly compartmentalized to this one specific thing but it's not like he's the only politician on earth and we can't choose someone who doesn't have the same history.

Okay now I know you're just arguing this point for fun. Having kids in your sexy photos is not the same as masturbating with the cat at the other end of the sofa.