This 'I forget my gimmick' gimmick account always cracks me up.

I may need to make several dozen new accounts just to upvote it more times.

Libertarians don't have friends.

I love his resentment at being the fat little friend, as if being friendly with someone you don't want to fuck is a crime or equivalent to leading them on.

This also made me laugh. This is a good day for avocado jokes.

"Jokeamole" was basically 3.5x the effort and funniness of the avocado joke from the trailer. I also actually laughed at jokeamole.

What the hell are you two talking about??

I dunno, I have no doubts that this movie could shatter Veronica Mars' crowdfunding record.

No way, that track is a highlight.

It definitely didn't seem worth the artist's effort to make something so unfunny.

No kidding, he can't even ask for fan art without people applying some kind of Marxist analysis to the whole thing?

Give me a break. Your local autobody shop or tech start up or whatever will be willing to pay you less for graphic design work because Chris Pratt is asking fans to come up with fan art? This is an absolutely ridiculous assertion.

This is the most absurd analogy ever. None of these people are creating professional graphic design work, and he's trying to engage his fan base as opposed to having them perform free labour. Your analogy also falls apart if you ask the question of whether anyone other than lunatics would actually go landscape his…

What is he supposed to do? Commission art work from hundreds of fans? He wants something jokey and ridiculous made for fun and that's what he's getting. There are no graphic design artists going hungry because rich celebrities are asking for fan art.

I hate America. I hate Americans.

Terrorists won again. Damn Diamondbacks.

RBIs does feel like a slightly unfair stat in that a .350 player on a godawful team is probably going to have fewer RBIs than a .250 player on a team where someone is always on base.

Netflix is blocked? Do you live in North Korea?

That's not pretentious at all, it sounds like a good strategy for getting through books that you want to read but which feel like a bit of a slog.

I don't think Ulysses or Infinite Jest are particularly rewarding books. I feel that way about a lot of dense classics, with the exception of Moby Dick which is an absolute mess but sort of fascinating given the context and time it was written.